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| 18 Similarities Between Women and Computers |
Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humour and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.
Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean di |
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| 3 Surefire Ways To Combat Rising Gas Prices |
I have heard the rumblings of many of you in Readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. In fact it's all I seem to hear about lately. But at least it keeps you from rumbling about the infrequency of my columns and articles. Nonetheless, I have decided to try to help you get throug |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| 5 Big Advantages of PC Games on Demand |
Not to knock PlayStation 2 or Xbox 360, but I have a decent PC. The consoles are okay for the kids, but I am happy with a keyboard and mouse.
I play online games to relax between work sessions on the computer. I don't want to get up from the machine to play. Thankfully, ther |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| 5 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Day Job |
Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master at defying the inevitable. I stare 'The Inevitable' in the face and call him dirty names. I say, if y |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| 8 Reasons Why You Should Email Me One Dollar |
Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you, everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward, $1.00.
Being the cynics that you are, I kn |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| Adult Swim - You Must Be This High To Ride This Ride |
1. You Must Be This High To Ride This Ride
2. There’s No “P” In Pool
3. Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
5. Sealab 2021
6. Brak Show
7. English Channel Swim
8. Bobby G. Can’t Swim
1. You Must Be This High |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| AIDS epidemic in the USSR |
When an adult suffers from а child disease, it is extraordinary painful. Just as it happened to me at the late Soviet time when I caught measles, was bedridden for three days with a fever heat of 40C and was going to die. But then a doctor came, diagnosed the rubeola, I was taken to a |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| Amazing Trivia Part 1 |
I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting.
1. Snails can sleep up to 3 years.
Not so ama |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| America To Sue Rest Of World For Ungrateful Behavior |
America, which has sacrificed the lives of its citizens and its material plentitude more selflessly than any other nation in history to come to the assistance of other countries, noted the astonishingly heated negative commentary about it emanating from virtually every corner of the globe an |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| America: Still So Young No Americans Allowed |
If sometimes, weighed down with the complexities of uneasy empire, we perchance wonder if America could be freedom’s fading star, it’s somewhat reassuring to realize that the nation is so young it still does not recognize the existence of Americans. Even the Indians don’t completely get the |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| Ancient Mayan Mummy Proves A Tattoo Is Forever |
Evidence of the extraordinary longevity of tattoos has finally been discovered, in a mummified Mayan female whose panoramic tattoos have lasted almost two thousand years.
Tattoo artists were ecstatic at the discovery, immediately citing the mummy as proof that once you’re lucky |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| Another Dracula, Another Flop |
This week Warner Brothers joined the Walt Disney company in attempting to transform Broadway from a venue with a whisper of hope for social relevance into one that presents works that are the intellectual equivalent of Mickey Mouse caper.
If Disney could do it with, for example, |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| An Efficient Commute |
This morning, as usual, I was pressed for time. I had to be to my "9 to 5" especially early and I woke up late. Instead of rushing around more than I already had been, I thought I would take the time to finish my "getting ready for work rituals" in the car. After all, I have seen countless o |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| Apple Sued Over Logo By Apple Farmer |
Apple Computer, having recently won a suit brought by Apple Rrecords, the company founded by the Beatles, was surprised to find itself immediately dragged back into court to face a challenge by an incensed New York apple farmer.
“What do these boys mean,” the farmer went on, “cl |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| April Fool’s trick |
One of the best and funniest April Fool’s tricks was invented and played by me last year. I should say that my friend and me used to make fun of each other regularly on April Fool’s Day with varying success. That is my friend was on his guard and knew he should be ready for my dirty tricks, |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| Audit Report on Katrina Debit Cards; Some Recipients Swam In Champagne |
A federal audit on the spending proclivities of people who were issued debit cards by FEMA during the Katrina disaster indicates that some of them were swimming in champagne – and good stuff, too.
Among the survival rations that were purchased, we find a $200 bottle of champagne |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| Avant Garde Composer Creates New Piece, Called Making Popcorn |
An American avant garde composer, who takes his inspiration from the most upstart composers of recent times, had a piece performed last night at Carnegie Hall, titled “Making Popcorn.”
The Boston Pops Orchestra, which commissioned the piece, left the stage to make way for the pe |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| A Bomb For A Bomb And A Rocket For A Rocket; What Hath Terrorism Wrought But A New Code Of Hammurabi |
Look far and wide, and what do we see? The most civilized nations, at least, the ones we've got at this point in our nascent human development, having made an uneasy accommodation to behavior that they would historically wretch at as downright repellent.
It’s none other than the |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| A Cialis A Day Keeps The Uncertainty Away |
The maker of Cialis will apply to the FDA for approval of a once-a-day version of its ED treatment. The company maintains that a daily dose will allow the benefactor to enjoy more spontaneous delight than he can with what the manufacturer refers to as its "on demand" version.
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| A Deep Look At Soap Operas |
You have got to love soap operas. From the intricate plots and finely woven webs of deceit, to the depths of schemes, they were, are and always will be classics. They are timeless. I wrote this article as my take on them back in 1970 when filling white space for our high school paper. Watch |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| A Deep Look into Soap Operas |
You have got to love soap operas. From the intricate plots and finely woven webs of deceit, to the depths of schemes, they were, are and always will be classics. They are timeless. I wrote this article as my take on them back in 1970 when filling white space for our high school paper. Watch |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| A Funny Joke and The Man without Humor |
April fool’s day is a favorite day for some, because there are many funny jokes that can be played. But when you are working for ‘The Man’ humor can be unacceptable. The workplace has become a controversial place for funny jokes, because what is funny to one person can be considered an attac |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes |
Lawyer Jokes
Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?
A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.
Q: What is the legal definition of “Appeal”?
A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.
Q: Why d |
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| A Life Of Lorenzo Da Ponte:Talent Flies; Practical Reason Walks |
Among the world’s favorite operas, we find three of them with a libretto penned by Lorenzo Da Ponte and music by none other than the astonishingly delightful Viennese ear-confectioner Mozart. The list is a delight in itself: The Marriage of Figaro, Don Giovann, and Così Fan Tutte.
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| (Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000) |
| A Life Of Lorenzo Da Ponte: Talent Flies; Practical Reason Walks |
Among the world’s favorite operas, we find three of them with a libretto penned by Lorenzo Da Ponte and music by none other than the astonishingly delightful Viennese ear-confectioner Mozart. The list is a delight in itself: The Marriage of Figaro, Don Giovann, and Così Fan Tutte.
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